On Thanksgiving I will eat lots of turkey,
Mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie, too,
There will still be plenty of leftovers,
More than enough for me and you.
The leftovers will be made up
Of nothing but my cooking,
Because I have absolutely no skill in the kitchen,
Except when it comes to looking.
Be thankful you’re not eating my concoctions,
You will surely get bad results,
Don’t worry about rejecting the food,
Because I don’t take the rejection as insults.
Finally, I’d like to wish everybody
A very happy Thanksgiving,
A day where everyone who celebrates
Feels that life really is worth living!