You play Ping-Pong with Grampa nearly every night,
Opposite ends of the table, with the ball in flight.
I know you enjoy this sport a lot,
Win against you, I cannot,
You’re too good,
So if you would,
Teach me how to play like you,
I’ll try to learn Ping-Pong too.
I’ll try to learn, and make it good
So then, you won’t have to wear a hood.
The hood would have to protect your head,
If most of my hits, not all, are bad!
But if you’re not home,
Then I’ll just practice on my own!