The Sniper Rifle War

Joe was in a tunnel then Bob came and Joe said “Don’t go out here.”

Then the Bob said “Why?”

“There is a sniper on the roof.”

“Which gun?”

“A balloon gun, what did you think it’s a sniper rifle.”

“Well you don’t when–.” Then a shot landed under his foot and stepped back.

“Sounds like an Air Force” said Joe.

“What are we going to do?”said Bob.

“Let’s go at the same time and one of us has to nail him. Ok. Charge!!!” Then Joe went out and got hit. He came back and said “Why did you not come with me?”

“Lagged.” Said Bob.

“Ok let’s do it again… Charge!!!” Then Joe went out again and got hit. He came back and said “What is it this time.”

“Somebody knocked on my door.” That Bob.

“Come on.”

“How can I go when we don’t count to three?”

“Hey, when did I bring that up?”

“How should I know when you are going to say CHARGE!!!!”

Joe sighed “Ok. One, two, THREE!!!” Then Joe went out again and got hit. He came back and said “Come on what is it now.”

“My computer froze. “said Bob.

“Ok you did the counting.”

“Why, you got it down.”

“Just count.”

“Ok. One … Two … Three!”

Then Joe went out again and got hit. Then the Bob sniped the enemy. Joe came back and Bob said “Nailed him.” Then Joe was shooting him “Dude friendly fire is off.” Said Bob

“I hate you.” said Joe and got sniped again. Then Bob aimed and killed the enemy again.

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4 responses to “The Sniper Rifle War

  1. Confusing… But humorous!

  2. Very violent.

  3. Kinda interesting (kinda weird too).

  4. Great story – is chapter 2 coming soon?

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