Pigs in a Blanket

Pigs in a Blanket

By Ivy Schank

Have you ever eaten pigs in a blanket? You know, it’s the mini hot dogs wrapped in bread. So don’t confuse them with actual pigs in a blanket. Well, if you have eaten them… they hate you. They think you eat them because they think you think they are actually pigs in a blanket. well, you know that they ARE NOT. But, that is beside the point. One day the pigs took a trip to the beach. they laid out their towels, and laid down with blankets on them. Someone else at the beach mistook them for food. The pigs were asleep and then the people took them, cooked them up and had a lovely pigs in a blanket dinner. (with mustard of course!)

“WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PERSONALITY?” Take This Quiz to Find Out!!!

What Color is Your Personality?

Take This Quiz to Find Out!!!

What is your favorite color?

1. Brown
2. Black
3. Red
4. White

Which of these is your favorite animal?

1. Dog
2. Black Cat
3. Hamster
4. Panda

 

Which of these is your favorite activity?

1. Hunting
2. Trampoline
3. Rock Wall
4. Swimming

If you could have any super power, what would it be?

1. Night Vision
2. The Ability to Squeeze Through Tight Spaces
3. Lazer Eyes
4. To Fly

                                                                                               

What is your favorite type of candy?

1. Chocolate
2. Black Licorice
3. Candy Cane
4. Life Savor

 

If you answered mostly A’s your personality is

Brown: You are mostly like an animal that is energetic and loves to run!!!

If you answered Mostly B’s your personality is

Black: Just like the color black you’re personality goes with everything! You’re a very nice person that everyone likes to hang out with!!!

If you answered mostly C’s your personality is

Red: You’re personality is playful and fun! You are caring and warm!!!

If you answered mostly D’s your personality is

White: You care for the earth and you love animals! You have a good career in being a vet!!!

“A Guide to Rare Animals”

 

Rare animal #1: Groofoofus-A tall skinny animal that is an indigo color. It makes a loud yelling sound when it is upset, it loves to TP the forest, and it cuddles live bunnies when it is sleepy.

Rare animal #2: Grapanazer-A round and plump and purple fur ball that makes a loud screeching sound when it is harmed… which is usually always.

Rare animal #3: Furfurle-A sparkly green chubby animal with small feet. Legend has it that if you are lost in the woods for several days it will eat you, barf you back up, then you will become part of the ground.

Rare animal #4: Choogoo-Nobody knows anything at all about it. It is so sad.

MITTENS ON THEIR WAY BACK HOME!!!:(

SIGH...MITTEN BOYFRIEND DRIVING MITTENS TO AIRPORT. WILL THEY EVER MEET AGAIN???